If You Feel Bad About Being Single Funny

When we are single we see everyone in love and happy … When we are engaged we see everyone single and happy …
(QueenElisabetty, Twitter)

There are people who get married because of love at first sight and others who remain single because of a stroke of genius.
(Peanuts)

You recognize singles on the beach right away.
They are the ones with the only suntan cream in front.
(mamo3pallille, Twitter)

Why did the British get a cool word like "singles" and us "spinster"?
(NiceToMatthew, Twitter)

I see the bed half full. I am an optimistic single.
(Zeldadorant, Twitter)

Every time I decline an invitation to go out somewhere in the world, one of the 50 cats with whom I will spend old age is born.
(Noebasta, Twitter)

1 galaxy, 8 planets, 192 nations, 180497 islands, 85 seas, 7 million people
and I'm still single!
(Anonymous)

If you don't find the love of your life on the 15th attempt, you will be assigned an office cat.
(Tremenoventi, Twitter)

Do you also feel this desire to fall in love and be loved but at the same time to remain single for life?
(meminusplus, Twitter)

We are 7.5 billion people in the world. 50% are under the age of 26.
We will be 11.2 billion in 2100. 4 billion have internet. There are pubs, clubs, vacations, schools, gyms and countless dating apps.
Are you still single.
(Anonymous)

As a single, at first, you are optimistic. Like: I want to meet a man who is really smart, really sweet, really handsome, with a good career … Six months later, instead, you say: Oh Lord, any mammal with a day job.
(Carol Leifer)

Single life is hard, you have to fight every day with other singles, engaged singles and married singles.
(palladivetro011, Twitter)

I'm fine alone and then:

• Registered on 24 dating sites
• He also asks to go out to the water heaters
• Is that 80-year-old aunt of yours still single?
  (dudek_kvar, Twitter)

Single life –
Do you want a pizza?
Get a pizza
Do you want some ice-cream?
Get an ice cream.
Do you want to have sex?
Get yourself another pizza.
(Valentinaveltro, Twitter)

Today a friend of mine told me: "I'm single right now". I could have answered him: "I am single in this decade", but I did not want to humiliate him. We champions are humble.
(useppe00, Twitter)

Dear singles. After the age of 80 there is one man for every 4 women. But at that point one no longer knows what to do with it.
(Fragmentarius)

I'm not single, I'm alone on a gap decade.
(Maurorubino, Twitter)

I am single to avoid you my mother as a mother-in-law.
Thank me.
(maco83, Twitter)

When you are engaged, it seems that the whole female gender wants to give it to you. When you are single, your grandmother barely greets you.
(Vladinho77, Twitter)

Okay, I won't be a phenomenon but it seems to me that not even my soul mate is making an effort to die to find me.
(Zziagenio78, Twitter)

I don't have to be the one who has trouble being single, it's the entire world population that should have it in order not to be engaged to me.
(Tristrams, Twitter)

A single suffering from loneliness is more dignified than a couple suffering from habit.
(silvanobattisti, Twitter)

My thoughts are aimed at all those good people who live peacefully, unaware of the fact that they have a single partner on social media.
(silvanobattisti, Twitter)

• I'm single by choice.
• Sure, and I don't aim not to undo the bed.
  (Tremenoventi, Twitter)

I find it unfair that we singles don't get a third arm, to spread the cream behind us
(rosafantasia, Twitter)

For tonight I have prepared an intimate outfit that I can already imagine the face of my duvet.
(carolshesaid, Twitter)

"You are single?"
"No, compilation".
(StefanoPiti, Twitter)

You realize you have something wrong when your boyfriend asks you why you are still single.
(Noebasta, Twitter)

There is nothing that makes you feel more single than Groupon with its romantic Valentine's Day dinners.
(David_Isayblog, Twitter)

Happy San Faustino to all singles. What are you going to do with your cats tonight?
(Fragmentarius)

You are single by choice. Of nature.
(Tremenoventi, Twitter)

Single by choice?
No, in love by accident.
(Anonymous)

I joined a single swingers club. When I got out I had someone else's hand. The most dramatic misunderstanding in history.
(Arcobalengo, Twitter)

My soul mate has another soul mate.
(Zziagenio78, Twitter)

I already imagine the moment when I will get engaged and finally I will run to tell it on the tombstones of my friends.
(carolshesaid)

I'm not single, it's just that they disdain me like that.
(Tallaaa)

Today it is SanFaustino. The party of singles who pride themselves on being such while looking for love. In the darkness of their little room. On Badoo.
(Franaltomare, Twitter)

San Faustino is San Valentino who is sober again.
(Samanthifera, Twitter)

To all singles who want to buy a pet

: if no human wants to be with you, don't coerce an innocent animal.
(Ted_Ita, Twitter)

I don't understand why singles hate Valentine's Day so much. Not even today, which is San Faustino, are you fucking, it seems to me.
(Tristemietitore, Twitter)

It was after carefully observing Adam and Eve that I decided to stay single. (God)
(God, Twitter)

Couples who go to a restaurant for dinner and then stay on the phone all evening without speaking are more lonely than singles.
(valentinaVeltro, Twitter)

Being single is like being married. Nobody listens to you.
(Anonymous)

I don't like to call myself single, I prefer hostile.
(OsseSonya, Twitter)

Gentleman from all over the world, ATTENTION PLEASE. "How is it possible that you are single?" it is not a compliment but an incitement to suicide.
(barby_S_L, Twitter)

If you feel unhappy because you are single, think of those who walk around with their hand in the pocket of the other's ass.
(dbric511, Twitter)

It is good to be single. You can sleep when you want, drink what you want and watch the movie you like. Alone. Like a loser.
(mourad_in, Twitter)

Those who "single is beautiful" have the second SIM to send each other the goodnight message.
(mrfahrenheit46, Twitter)

Durex fills me with gifts but being single I thought about using the gel to brush the roast.
(wild room, Twitter)

Valentine's Day is also the protector of epileptics. We could make San Faustino of the onanists and San Giuliano of the promiscuous ones.
(jonnybiancalana, Twitter)

Today is San Faustino, World Day of single portions and the microwave oven.
(Fragmentarius)

When you are sad because you are single remember that you may have a partner who dedicates Modá songs to you.
(MarchinoSanchez, Twitter)

I am not single, I am with a person on the Internet who knows nothing about our relationship. It is avant-garde
(Samanthifera, Twitter)

The socks in my drawer asked me if I want to participate in the project they are about to launch: a Meetic for single socks.
(David_isayblog, Twitter)

Apparently the single is the one who cares a lot about their freedom. In reality he cares much more about love.
(Michelangelo Cammarata)

Enough with singles, do you want to understand that true freedom is being two?
(Nanni Moretti, Bianca)

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Source: https://www.euroqueens.com/25-funny-quotes-and-sayings-about-being-single/